Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

crunkchile'

A child whose parents were drunk and/or high at the time the child was conceived.

Jack's parents snorted cocaine a few hours before they banged...so he is a crunkchile'.

by bksizzle January 31, 2005

crunchie

mostly young, usually intelligent girls, who have brown hair, but will often surprise you with their remarks and behaviour, you will be left wondering why they are not blonde! brown on the outside but blonde (or yellow) on the the inside. just like a crunchie chocolate bar.

mikayla and haylee walk into the store and buy three chewing gum balls, 1 red and 2 orange.
they returned to the car where haylees sister says "i want the red one" so clearly haylee and mikayla are left with the orange. but haylee quickly yells "i bags the orange!"

mikayla thinks 'geez i love her, but haylees such a crunchie!'

by mikkiii July 2, 2007

crunchy ass nigga

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014

crunchy cunt

the sound during sex that snap crackle and pop crunch

I was so deep in her the crunchy cunt was loud

by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018

think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is.

when you had a hershey squirt but you left it for too long coz u couldnt get home or a refreshing pair of underwear, and it doesnt come out of your panties so you have to throw them away...and your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..its a nestle crunch...

1.your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is....its a nestle crunch...

2. you were simpily hungry, so you dove in...to their pants....uuuhhhhggg...ewwww man!!!

by connnor/ conniethecow April 27, 2006

crunchtastic

adj. Fantastically crunchy. A marketing term used only for the best of all high-calorie snacks.

My God, THIS is what passes for crunchtastic these days?

by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006