cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

crunch

originated in central New Jersey

(v). to cuddle, extra hard

can also be used in the gerund form "crunching"

Will you crunch with me tonight?! I want to crunch!

by theshmans June 11, 2011

Crunchy Boy

A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.

Ryan is such a obese crunchy boy.

by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017

crunck

word for marijuana

Yo, you got some of that crunk?

by Chronical 420 October 13, 2003

crunchy

Term showing a liking toward an event or object.

Jason laid down a crunchy groove on guitar hero.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005