Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

crapshartingbananas

to be so shocked to the point where no word can summarize it

"OH MY CRAPSHARTINGBANANAS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!"

by divik789 October 19, 2025

Crapshartingbananas

To be shocked to the point that no word could describe it

“OH MY CRAPSHARTINGBANANAS WHAT JUST HAPPENED”

by divik789 November 1, 2025

Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

Craasher

Gnome paladin that thinks he's a dwarf. Loves to brew alcohol and that leads to the illusion that he's a dwarf. The intrinsic values of being a dwarf far outweigh the fact that he's a gnome.

Gnome owns like whoa.

by LordOfSpice November 6, 2003

capsew

One without a penis who compensates by spamming message boards.

"Man, last week I had to deal with two Capsews on the forums."

by Anonymous January 8, 2005