crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

holy crap in a peanut

wut master shake says when he falls in a hole and sees all these skulls

holy crap in a peanut! monsters!

by yo yo yo da fizzlin shizzlin December 31, 2003

holy crappin crap

a word used when very frightened, surprized, or confused.

(in a dark house)
kevin:Jim where are you?
Jim:BOO!!!
Kevin:HOLY CRAPPIN CRAP you made me almost shit myself!

by KLU KLU August 26, 2007

crap doople poople

A gang in the Salem area.

"Have you heard of the crap doople poople ?"

"No"
"They're pretty scary my dude"

by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

bull crap-itus

the disease yu come down with when yu fake sick

i came down with bull crap-itus on test day!

by bubblez438 January 11, 2011

Crap basket

An expression used to insult some nigga in the hood

“Bro, U R such a crap basket, such my dicc”

by MrJoelo_ November 19, 2019

Sac O' Crap

1.) A jolly motherfucker that stays home and eats cake

2.) A sac filled with crap

While a girl gives you head or watever u put a Sac O' Crap on her back

by Greg Romano November 29, 2004