Covid Joiner

Covid Joiner is the definition of newfag

You're fucking Covid Joiner, stop talking shit.

by czSmoG_ September 18, 2021

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020

COVID-Cute

A person who is generally unappealing during "normal" circumstances who is more attractive due to lack of human interaction (SEE: VISITING-YOUR-PARENTS CUTE; AIRPORT CUTE)

"I just went for a walk and saw this hunky guy; he's COVID-Cute 7, so like a New York 3."

by mrsmithgoes June 11, 2020

Covid Callus

The callus behind your ears from masks

Bruh my ears sore asf from these damn masks.

Oh you don't have that covid callus yet

by JohnaldWently January 7, 2022

Coviding

Staying at home due to a pandemic. (In this case, Covid-19 )

Everyone was coviding at home.

by Unicorntraveller August 23, 2021

COVID-19

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.

The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.

by Barakobam October 14, 2020

Coviding

Someone who comes to close to you (between 2 meters) than can/will infect you with Covid-19

AAHHHHH STOP IT RICK! STOP COVIDING ME!!!

by Sodepaha October 1, 2020