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Covid Coma

An elective state of deep sleep, caused by an individual’s unquestionable belief in their Government’s response to the Covid-19 scam beginning early 2020.

When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.

A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.

A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.

One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
“Oi check this out, an independent Japanese vaccine research organisation have found that all Covid-19 mRNA vaccines are unsafe and should not be administered to anyone, let alone under a Government mandate. They say that a healthy person’s immune system is more than capable of fighting off Wu Flu, so why are the Government recommending booster number four instead of promoting a healthy diet and exercise?”

Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”

“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
by UncleGreeny April 12, 2022
mugGet the Covid Comamug.

COVID LINE

Covid Line
I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”

It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”

What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!
by Krazymama October 29, 2020
mugGet the COVID LINEmug.

Covid 19

A man made disease created by the American Democratic Party to regain political control
Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.
by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022
mugGet the Covid 19mug.

Covid Privilege

Applies to anyone who is privileged enough to live in a developed country with free access to the vaccine, however, after having taken said vaccine (and booster), they still believe that Covid poses a significant threat to them. They are systematically incapable of recognizing that the prolongation of 'restrictions' has serious ramifications upon those less fortunate than themselves. Will commonly refer to as 'a pandemic of the unvaccinated', which is code for resentment towards those who do not agree with their worldview
Dave: Why is he wearing his mask still? The CDC says that 82% of Americans have been vaccinated.
Steve: He has got Covid privilege
by thisismyhandlelol April 12, 2022
mugGet the Covid Privilegemug.

COVID

First coined by Rob Guthrie of Kansas City and definition by me; a cigarette once vaped, intentionally dropped. A half smoked cigarette picked up off ground or from ash tray and smoked til gone.
There are several COVIDs in that ashtray.
by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024
mugGet the COVIDmug.

COVID-14

A new meme that originated from the meme, 14.
Bbh- thank you guys so much for 1 million muffins!
Chat- COVID-14
by KarentheGOdd September 22, 2020
mugGet the COVID-14mug.

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19 quarantinemug.

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