Closet Sex

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"

if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.

by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007

closet hemper

a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle

by Drew Fergy October 27, 2003

closeted homophobe

a homophobe who pretends they’re not homophobic.

random person: “you’re homophobic.”

closeted homophobe: “no i’m not. how could i be if i’m friends with a gay guy? “

by imverygaydontworry March 2, 2021

vomit comet

Any car where sitting in any seat other than the driver's seat makes you miserably ill, usually within minutes.

I always have to drive when I ride in our vomit comet. Otherwise, I will puke my brains out!

by EjteCrawf May 21, 2009

coleto

A Colombian word used to describe a lower class person. Most often used and made popular in the US by dickies.

Cule tipo mas coleto parce!

by Dickies August 14, 2006

skeleton in the closet

An anorexic gay person in denial.

Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!

by Tom Long December 19, 2007

kamikaze vomit comet

The act of vomitting onto a group of people.

Freddy ran into the crowded room and had a ferocious kamikaze vomit comet all over the place.

by Carl C March 20, 2008