computor

when a woman ejackulats a man using a styrofoam cup.

computor computor computor

by fuck you May 13, 2005

commuter students

Pussies who don't stay at school for any number of reasons. They will never fully appreciate the college experiance.

Commuter students are pussies.

by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006

Compunerd

Noun; used to describe someone who is a computer/internet nerd.

Pronounced; (comp-you-nerd)

I fix my own computer because i'm a compunerd.

I find everything online easily because I am a compunerd.

by METALBLOOD August 9, 2010

Bobble Head Commuter

When a commuter is napping on the train or bus and their head bobs around with every bump and sharp turn or stop.

Everyone on the train were bobble head commuters with their heads bobbing left and right in unison in mid naps.

by Bennzz61 June 22, 2009

Impact Computers

ImpactComputers.com is dedicated to the business of replacement parts distribution for manufacturers such as Acer, Compaq, Hewlett-Packard (HP), IBM, Toshiba, SONY, Panasonic, and many more. We are primarily an outsource facility that assumes the major responsibility of supplementing the existing channels when they fail in their attempt to satisfy customer requirements for Notebook Parts, Laptop parts, Server Parts and Desktop Parts. We have the largest selection of parts new and generic that work on Dell ™ Inspiron™, Dell™ Poweredge™, Dell™ Latitude, Dell™ Vostro, Dell™ Optiplex, Compaq™ Presario, Hewlett-Packard (HP)™ Pavilion™, Acer™ Aspire, Toshiba™ Satellite, Toshiba™ Tecra, Toshiba™ Libretto such as Displays, Hinges, Caddies, Batteries, Ac Adaptors and every little part for your Notebook, Desktop or Server.

Where did you buy your laptop screen?

I bought it from Impact Computers!

by RalphT February 22, 2014

computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008

computerguru54

guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something.

what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?

by cg54 August 14, 2003