cock hair

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.

by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012

Slum Cock

A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day

You know that Brian guy at the other store? He’s a slum cock!

by Put it on Jerry's credit May 26, 2010

Thanos Cock

When you put and elastic band around the base of your penis until it goes fully purple

Yeah I fucked a bitch with that thanos cock last night

by TheReidanator September 24, 2018

cock dimples

When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.

This chick was suckin me so hard, she had cock dimples!!

by Airica November 15, 2005

Big cock

Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.

Callum’s got a big cock

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.

Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!

by YAWA May 5, 2019

cock time

When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.

Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?

Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!

Mark: El Radico!!

by legless February 14, 2006