Slum Cock

A low-life human being who is unskilled, unattractive, lazy, and worthless. Often used to describe someone who makes you feel classy even on your worst day

You know that Brian guy at the other store? He’s a slum cock!

by Put it on Jerry's credit May 27, 2010

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cock hair

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

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Can you move it my way a cock hair.

by Boys of Menom February 13, 2012

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Thanos Cock

When you put and elastic band around the base of your penis until it goes fully purple

Yeah I fucked a bitch with that thanos cock last night

by TheReidanator September 24, 2018

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cock time

When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.

Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?

Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!

Mark: El Radico!!

by legless February 14, 2006

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Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.

Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!

by YAWA May 06, 2019

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