Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>You Only Promote Condoms & It Is Truly Annoying<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.

After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.

by Henrythe8888 March 9, 2021

Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.

I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made

by poop master on god December 10, 2021