Hot Coffee Rob

A fuckboy who tries to get it in with a girl by using coffee.

Guy: Hey, you want to get some coffee some time?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh okay.
Girl: God, you’re such a Hot Coffee Rob. I’m going to tell my friend about you.

by HotCoffeeRobert February 12, 2022

Hilton Head Coffee

Jim Beam poured into a coffee mug; similar to a road soda.

Hey, let's grab some Hilton Head Coffees for the ride to the golf course.

by Narguts2010 June 19, 2010

Afternoon Coffee Pot

The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.

All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

milk in my coffee

Reference to interracial relationships... black people who like white people

Black guy: I prefer black women but every now and then I like a little bit of milk in my coffee.

by DaYungFlyGuy April 29, 2014

Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil

DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again

by Death by coffee September 18, 2017

Coffee More Minutes

The amount of time, varying from instant coffee to a drip pot, it takes to make coffee.

Mom: Get Up!

Teenager: Is coffee ready?

Mom: Not Yet!

Teenager: Wake me up in Coffee More Minutes

by JesseCPK September 2, 2012

coffee shop solo

An instrumental solo (usually guitar) that is so chill that it sounds like it belongs in a coffee shop.

Ants of the Sky by Between the Buried and Me at 10:47 is a good example of a coffee shop solo.

by Willie John February 22, 2008