Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

by Kanary December 28, 2010

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011

Cluster Flocking

The process of geese have sex in a large group, diverged from "fucking".

Dude did you see those geese?
Yeah, they were cluster flocking!

by hammerjelly June 6, 2011

clusterbadger

Variant of clusterfuck: a military operation where multiple things have gone wrong.

Origin: fuck is replaced by badger on some messageboards. Users of such boards have assimilated the use of badger into their everyday speech giving rise to some amusing sentence constructions.

What the hell is going on here?
I have no idea. It's a right old clusterbadger.

by beastalina November 16, 2011

cluster muck

A phrase used by Stephen King in 'Under the Dome' a more PC way of saying cluster F&%$!!!! discribes a situation like FUBAR or SNAFU
the snoclops guy..roch ny

after 911 the airports have turned into a cluster muck!

by snoclops December 17, 2012

Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people

Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.

by randomuser123 December 18, 2012

clusterflog

a blog that is really nothing more than a clusterfuck.

Anna: "Did you read Harry's blog post last night?"
Robert: "Yeah, I couldn't understand those ludicrous ramblings at all. What a clusterflog."

by Shit Fire N. Save Matches August 9, 2012