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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist.
Christanic is like Satanic… but it’s Christanic.
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Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined term for the belief in luck. Feeling lucky? Christanic!
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.

Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Is Christanic like a lucky kind of thing?
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist. The Antichrist is Jesus Christ.
Who is the Conqueror of the Apocalypse.
He eradicates sin and makes the World holy again. At the Second Coming the Son of God will battle God the Father and become King and heir to the throne. Almighty Lord Jesus God Christ will deal with sin become ruler of this world. He will reign supreme over all living things.
Christanic is so awestruck and wonderful.
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Christ-gendered

A person who feels that God exists and that God assigned them a specific gender with divine intention. This person accepts their assigned gender as given at birth and aims to honor their creator and the identity that was assigned to them by God.
How are you not all stressed out about your pronouns? Because I was Christ-gendered at birth and it's not a problem to be solved.
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.
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Christchurch girls highschool

A bunch of ethnic scissoring lesbians, that always end up on their 5th abortion by year 12.

Sometimes to pretend their interacting to males by sticking Pubic hair on their chins
Girl 1: is that a pregnant girl

Girl 2: yea she’s heading to her school Christchurch girls highschool

Girl 3: she’ll probs get her second abortion after school
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