choomer

A person who is involved with the act of chooming. A child-man who remains in an adolescent state where physical touching is neither adult nor child. Choomers rely on masculine physical touching (pawing) to demonstrate their feelings. This physical touching becomes their distinctive display of self.

In purely Freudian terms, a choomer is an undeveloped adolescent whose 'pleasure principle' (id) overrides both his ego and superego: his reality and moral imperatives take second lace to his child-like wish fulfilment.

Tom is so childish, he is such a choomer: he cannot stop pawing me

by VictorianMan1 September 12, 2009

Barry Cooper

Philosophy & outlook on life propagated by 'Barry Cooper' (1979-) Appauling English school child, who fought bullying with the thick skin of sycophancy. Essentially a defeatingly derivative opinion on anything even vaguely populist (that's any good). Exposure to 'Barry Cooper' results in an irrational and delusional hatred of the subject in question (that's any good).

'The Fast Show', 'Shooting Stars', 'Sony Playstation', 'South Park', 'spikey hair', 'Jennyfields', 'The Fast Show (again)', 'working in a jewellers', 'League of Gentelemen'

by Tits McGee July 1, 2006

Alice Cooper

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out

Girl-"YOu said school was out forever."

"Actually, I said "School's out for summer." Nice Try"

by Mike August 23, 2004

chopper style

a busted looking individual... when you see one, you break out in the choppa style song!

look at the bird face! chop-chop-choppa style, chop-choppa style! chop-chop-choppa style!

by vaguegus May 14, 2005

Alice Cooper

when an individual ,such as Alice Cooper, ejaculates into a jelly donut and force feeds it to a relative.

Oh my god that guy totally Alice Coopered your sister, it is more than visible ohhhh gross.

by nick September 1, 2008

Cooper Scouper

A girl with no sense of humor who is judgmental and ruins all fun

"ballsack, the cooper scouper is coming"

by eggseggseggs April 16, 2009

Cooper Ciccarelli

a brewmaster and total drunk, whom with help from his Little brother can down a 30 in 15 minutes with only a buzz since he is so brewtastic.

Synonym - god of brew, a brewmaster general of the brewtastic force of brewness, aka a total and complete drunken mess.

Nick - I bet I can down two 30s by the end of this party

Chris - dude, don't try anything stupid, you're definately not as good as Cooper Ciccarelli.

by Brewmaster2000 October 17, 2011