The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.
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Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
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"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"
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"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
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