Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome

On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.

by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023

Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

dirty curlie

when your bf/gf hits a spot that makes your toes curl and they stay on that spot until you go into temporary paralysis

Last night i finally experienced the dirty curlie

by curlsthegreat July 4, 2023

Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

182 carlson place

oh my god its everywhere

Person 1: yo bro you seen that new femboy function>
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss

by wheezeeeeeeeeamogus July 23, 2024

Shane Curley

Shane Curley is the definition off pull like fuck loves the silage and loves the women aswell and also he loves a stag

Shane Curley loves to pull

by Catch him August 3, 2024