C.T.

abbreviation for counter-terrorist in counterstrike

if you're a ct on the map cs_assault you will die soon.

by max October 25, 2003

F.A.C.T

F.A.C.T is a term used when you or one of your friends spot a woman/girl with an extreamly large camel toe. F.A.C.T is an acronym for "Fat Ass Camel Toe"

person 1: "omg ashley, look! that girls camel toe is huge!"

person 2: "Now thats a F.A.C.T!"

by J.garigerez.A September 9, 2009

CTS

Chuckle To Self A Replacement for LOL (Laugh Out Loud) as CTS is more appropriate

I just say John with toilet paper on his foot...Text...>Reply...CTS (Chuckle to self)

by Trionx August 4, 2008

Ctt

Can't Touch This

Ctt-Can't Touch This

by CeCe18 March 22, 2010

CTE

Can't talk ever.
You may here people say ctn which means can't talk now, but when you really don't want to talk to the person you're talking to ever again just say CTE.

carrie: wassup?
lauren: sorry, cte.
lavinia: hahah

by can'talkevarusernumba1 September 26, 2008

CTTS

Circle Takes the Square. In other words, the best screamo band to have ever existed. Their lyrics are all very deep, powerful, and intelligent. They quote T. S. Eliot and things like that. The lyrics always amaze me.

Absinthe to slight the pain,
This world's its worst case color scheme
Streaks of oil stain
Stained the road, he crawled on homeward
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he killed the switch
With some unwieldy gauge
Absence of light remains.
- CTTS

by othouislifenotasmile October 13, 2011

CTS

"Can't Troubleshoot Shit"

A helpdesk contractor who is incapable of providing even the smallest amount of help with technical related issues.

"Don't CTS today, I need you to work hard."

"Stop CTSing."

by notCTS August 28, 2012