crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven March 10, 2005

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holy crap in a peanut

wut master shake says when he falls in a hole and sees all these skulls

holy crap in a peanut! monsters!

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“Bro, U R such a crap basket, such my dicc”

by MrJoelo_ November 19, 2019

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a word used when very frightened, surprized, or confused.

(in a dark house)
kevin:Jim where are you?
Jim:BOO!!!
Kevin:HOLY CRAPPIN CRAP you made me almost shit myself!

by KLU KLU August 22, 2007

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the disease yu come down with when yu fake sick

by bubblez438 January 11, 2011

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"Have you heard of the crap doople poople ?"

"No"
"They're pretty scary my dude"

by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

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1.) A jolly motherfucker that stays home and eats cake

2.) A sac filled with crap

While a girl gives you head or watever u put a Sac O' Crap on her back

by Greg Romano November 29, 2004

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