clothese

Shitty clothes

Neo, Kayla, Maguire, and Harper wear clothese

by ShittyClothesesWearers April 18, 2018

Clothin

To lie or cover up some from someone

Bro, quit clothin me, I know you’re lying

by TheRealDealShit January 20, 2020

sale clothes rail

A man who is being dragged around women's clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.

Woman: Time to get up for the sales!
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
...
Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
...
Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.

by Crundy January 14, 2008

love clothes

The clothes one wears the following morning after an evening's lovemaking/sex, usually retrieved from the floor.

She found her tousled blouse laying on the top stair and yanked it over head. Then, she slipped her black thong into the back pocket of her faded jeans as she slid them over her hips. Clutching her pumps, she quietly slid out the door into the sunrise dressed in her love clothes.

by oldsurfdog April 10, 2009

Loin Clothing

When, mid-afternoon, your underpants lose all elasticity and hold, and hang lifeless like a loin cloth.

Its only 1pm and I am already Loin Clothing, my left ball is stuck to my leg. I'm 'picking a winner' every 5 minutes.

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

alcohol clot

the means of waking up the next day after a long night of drinking with a bloody wound somewhere on your body.

this sucks. i got a stupid alcohol clot again from drinking last night. phyuckk..

by catandthehat February 27, 2010

thot clot

When a bunch of thots all group up in public to thot on people

"Dude look at that thot clot over there"
"That's the biggest thot clot I've ever seen"

by Patricia_dwma August 20, 2017