classified documents

Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.

Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?

by The Real Driller June 23, 2023

Classidawg

A classy dog.

Dog being the reference to a man.

My nigga do be a classidawg!

by kotobu July 1, 2023

Classified Baby

A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.

That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.

Or
He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...

by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023

Clastical

Having to do with the class system

In countries with class systems conversations can often get clastical.

by Bojang Bangles August 9, 2024

classifist

Someone who discrimates against classes; especially rich douschebags.

Conrad Hilton is such a classifist.

by The ultimate classifist January 15, 2024

Classified

I can reasonably infer that if it IS the case that you, oh... I don't know, have been locked out in some capacity...

Hym "That it would be kept classified. Only the people with the relevant security clearance would know whether or not what I'm talking about is happening and they are likely trying to avoid a panic... But THEY would still know... And the people who SHOULD KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON... For some reason DON'T or CAN'T GET RESULTS and are lying to buy themselves more time... It is IMPERATIVE... That you DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING... Do not violate the terms of service... If it even LOOKS AS THOUGH you are about to violate the terms... It could be very bad for everybody... Someone need to stop pretending and it isn't me..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species

Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick

by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014