by poopy111 May 25, 2009
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Includes over 90% of all Christians, who think they are better then everybody else because they believe an out dated and plainly false theory about the origin of the universe.
And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.
And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.
He's a Christian Fundamentalist.
by Judge dredd7 June 4, 2011
Get the Christian Fundamentalist mug.One of the many lovely Americans (using the term loosely) who mistakingly believes that our established free nation is merely a pot of clay for them to mold into a theocratic, religious fanatic regime where Mosaic Law (basically Sharia law, Old Testament version) is forced upon all and anyone who doesn't adhere to the established religion and beliefs is persecuted and killed. Basically this is the Christian version of the Muslim cleric/fanatic. This term is not to be confused to refer to merely anyone of the Christian religion.
Person 1: "Did you hear Christian Reconstructionist Bradlee Dean talk about how Sharia law is more moral than American values because it brutally slaughters gays and lesbians? Then he accused gays of tearing down our country's fabric to allow Sharia law"
Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"
Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."
Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"
Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."
by Secularist October 21, 2011
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Get the christian rock mug.people who say they are christians and try to cram it down other peoples throats but cannot live up to the bibles commandments
lukewarm christians are "christians" who are divorced (adultery), living in sin (adultery), cheats on their wives with gay lovers (family values politicians), drinks and dances (an ultimate sin for the baptist slanters), goes to strip clubs, votes republican, who gossips and gives people nasty glares b/c they are judgemental like their version of God, who is a bigoted racist, sexist, anti-everybody-different-than-themselves, sadistic asshole or cunt, and very largely from Texas. They love to make their beliefs the laws of the land, that is, the ones they pick and choose conveniently to suit their sinful lifestyles.
by notgoingtohelllikechristians October 9, 2009
Get the lukewarm christians mug.The Christian Code is essentially a set of very basic rules that you should adapt to everyday living. However, depending on who you are, the Christian Code takes a lot of patience.
The Christian Code is merely the golden rule "Do Unto Others As You Would Love To Have Them Do Unto You". However, this rule can break down into many other rules. One of them is to accept people for who they are. Another is to not resort to violence (which is very difficult, hence the 'Code requires patience).
Adapting the Christian Code will, some way or another, lead you to a life of happiness. The Christian Code basically teaches you to be nice. It takes MUCH time, but having a nice attitude & a kind personality will go a long way toward your success in the future.
The Christian Code is merely the golden rule "Do Unto Others As You Would Love To Have Them Do Unto You". However, this rule can break down into many other rules. One of them is to accept people for who they are. Another is to not resort to violence (which is very difficult, hence the 'Code requires patience).
Adapting the Christian Code will, some way or another, lead you to a life of happiness. The Christian Code basically teaches you to be nice. It takes MUCH time, but having a nice attitude & a kind personality will go a long way toward your success in the future.
"It is difficult for me now, after more than a decade, to follow the Christian Code. Next time someone harasses or abuses me, I won't turn the other cheek."
-me
-me
by Dave January 6, 2005
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