Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

Sketch Check

When you are so baked you just get up and check outside of your house to make sure the cops arent there or any other authority.

This morning I got so paranoid after my rips that I did two sketch checks out the front window

by ALLabouttheU April 22, 2011

flip check

When someone comes up to you and says "flip check" you must do a flip or else they have legal rights to either take your credit card or strike in though in thyne nether regions

Scenario 1:

Dude 1: "Flip check"
Dude 2: "uh what"
Dude 1: *smirk*
Dude 2:" wha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Scenario 2
Dude 1: "Flip check"
Dude 2: *lands backflip*
Dude 1: "lol i just made you waste 4 calories of energy"
Dude 2: *mad*
Dude 1: "lol why are you looking at me lik - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Monoxide405 (yes) October 22, 2019

Mex Check

The act of checking the environment surrounding ones self for Latin Americans before saying something that can be interpreted as a racial comment

*Want to hear a joke about a benner*
*wait lets do a quick mex check*
*looks around for any mexicans*
*so whats the punchline*

by Timmy Thong November 7, 2011

Fap Check

A Fap Check is an event initiated by a random roommate to catch their fellow roommates in the act of fapping. An alarm is sounded that signals the start of the Fap Check.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A FAP CHECK! HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS AND STEP AWAY FROM ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES! THIS IS A FAP CHECK!

by Koltov&Hordie August 21, 2016

Gravity Check

Just checking gravity! basically u just fell on ur face and made a fool of urself

Montie: *trips*
Elliott: Gravity Check!

by KanekIsAGhoul April 17, 2015

Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018