a dumbass who breaks your heart .Caden is always a jackass to his best friend and over protective of his girlfriend
by creepingitreal October 18, 2016
Get the Caden mug.a fickle sort of male who makes women and naive little girls fall in love with them by incessent lying. He then dumps their sorry ass for his new intriging love affair and makes them cry little girl tears. He believes he is complex and nice... he is lying to himself.
"We've only been dating for a week! And he dumped me this morning for that girl? I can't believe he pulled a Caden! i was sure he was the ONE!"
*boo hoo*
*boo hoo*
by la bandit October 26, 2009
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Get the Cadamer mug.This is a slight variation and more athletic version of the Eiffel Tower (a sexual position between two men and one woman, upon which the woman gets on all fours and allows both men to insert their penises in her from opposite sides. They will then clap hands above her in fits of joy, forming what uncannily appears to be the Eiffel Tower in Paris).
However, the Caddywompur involves a scaled down volleyball net and a ball that must be referred to as "Ball". The three participants must proceed with standard Eiffel Towering procedure. Although, the girl must strap the net to her back, erecting a level playing field for the opposing men. Upon insertion of both male genitalia, the game begins. Instead of the presumed clap above the female, the men will indulge in a friendly, yet competitive game of volleyball while thrusting into their respective orifice. If a penis slips out during play, that player loses a point. Matches are held to 12 points.
However, the Caddywompur involves a scaled down volleyball net and a ball that must be referred to as "Ball". The three participants must proceed with standard Eiffel Towering procedure. Although, the girl must strap the net to her back, erecting a level playing field for the opposing men. Upon insertion of both male genitalia, the game begins. Instead of the presumed clap above the female, the men will indulge in a friendly, yet competitive game of volleyball while thrusting into their respective orifice. If a penis slips out during play, that player loses a point. Matches are held to 12 points.
Holy hell, that was a fun camping trip. Too bad we only Eiffel Towered her. Next time we should bring some poles, a net, and a ball so we can full on Caddywompur.
by johnnyringo November 29, 2010
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Get the Cady mug.Cadence is a thic bitch! She is a fortnite god, so never underestimate her or she’ll shoot all you hoes ‘rattaaaatttaaaattttaaaataaarrrr
Cadence is also a tiktok celebrity, she’s v v talented n unique 😩😉
Cadence is also a tiktok celebrity, she’s v v talented n unique 😩😉
by definitely not Jaya February 27, 2019
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