Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.

Mr. Beans is not gay.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019

Ripe Bean

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"

Woman: "lick my ripe bean"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

Gaga Beans

A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"

"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!

by Gaga Bean April 17, 2017

michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.

The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

Bean-Fish

When you way too zooked to speak English.

Yo phamala, why you gotta be such a bean-fish?

by Hunk5 June 17, 2016