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boredology

What scientists study when they have nothing better else to do. Also known as the study of boredom
Scientist 1: I'm bored lets study boredism

Scientist 2: Sure, We will call it Boredology
by Triggerbomv April 2, 2010
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Border Line Stupid

The fine line between stupid and brave.
Man A: WOO HOO! this is gonna be fun as all hell! I'm gonna jump from this 43 foot building and land on a trampoline then bounceinto a pool!

Man B: Thats just Border line stupid
by gangstagnome May 29, 2007
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south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.
Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball
by butt weasel September 1, 2003
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Boredom Bruise

An injury that a person acquires as a result of being bored and looking for some form of excitement or stimulation.

Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.
-how did you get that big lump on your head?
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.
by Samsquanch21 April 11, 2010
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Preparty boredom

That awful you feeling you have when you know you will be going out/to a party/social event later on in the day. Characterised by awful boredom and a feeling that time is going far more slowly than usual.
Person 1: Fancy going out into town tonight?
Person 2: Ok

*3 hours later*

Person 1: *Looks at clock again* Damn still got another 2 hours before I go out, damn this PREPARTY BOREDOM!!!!!!
by C Ron Goo June 28, 2010
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Bonedave

Noun. The pinnacle of ratty. probably drives a proper hood ride VW and rides a BMX with no brakes.
"OMG I fucked Bonedave last night, and when we woke up we were in the fast lane of the M27. Me and about 50 other awesome buff girls that is. I guess there was a lot of blood when that lorry came"
"I'm so jealous"
by tamsin&hearts thecock May 19, 2008
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Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.
Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.
by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009
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