Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

blind nut

Your a blind nut.

Javier called out to adam, you're a blind nut

by Weldingdog May 6, 2018

tone blind

inability to detect sincerity or sarcasm in a text

i was tone blind to her meaning, and i heard about it later

by TXKRIS March 5, 2018

Double-Blind Fun Time

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.

Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.

by LivingWordsmith69 March 12, 2018

blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

Blind Rugging

Wrapping your arms around another person from behind and biting their neck. It is usually done to show affection.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got blind rugged by someone at that party last night!
Guy 2: Ya! Now my neck really hurts!
Guy 1: Well, atleast it means she likes you.
Guy 2: I guess so, but I am not the blind rugging kind of guy.

by SlimKim June 12, 2016

Pulling down the blinds

Being rude or dissing someone or something.

Has the same meaning as "Throwing Shade"

She was pulling down the blinds yesterday

by You Know Im Always Right April 28, 2016