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Mega Cum Blast

A Mega Cum Blast is a rare technique used by alpha males to eliminate threats in close distance combat. Depending on the user a Mega Cum Blast can achieve the power of a BFG (50 caliber sniper rifle). A Mega Cum Blast has the power to eliminate any Fortnite player in milliseconds.
"Hey dude what's up"
"Just playing Fortnite"
"Mega Cum Blast!!!"
by FortniteTookMyKids69420 November 20, 2019
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Choco-Blast of Yummiment

An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.
"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.

"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.
by Neckfarter Queen April 6, 2009
mugGet the Choco-Blast of Yummimentmug.

Blast Ended Skank

the harry potter insult. this is used in place of swear words in school, if a teacher asks you what you are talking about, you can reply :
You: "neville you Blast Ended Skank"

Teacher : "WHAT IS THAT LANGUAGE?!"

You : its just Harry Potter sir :D
by Liam Cooke January 1, 2008
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oh damn and blast!

A polite way to share you're annoyance or anger over whatever has just happened. Often used by older, maybe relatively posh people.
man1 -
'oh damn and blast! I'm late for polo!'

man2 -
'Golly old fellow, you better be off, tally ho!'
by Lil' Alex January 13, 2009
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blast from the ass

Jimmie let a blast from the ass.
by Keithberns March 8, 2017
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blast your shithole

(v.) orig. from the 2002 film Irreversible. def. to sodomize. Used either as a threat of violence or kinky aggression.
Ex. 1

You: fuck you bitch. I ain't scared.

Me: you'd better be. I'm fixin' to blast your shithole!
Ex. 2
You: ooh baby! Yes! I love it! Talk dirty to me.
Me: I'm going to spit in your asshole, slide this godzildo in, and blast your shithole!
by hrshysqrt77 April 22, 2010
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Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.
Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.
by ojnojib January 16, 2019
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