Grabby-arse-pully monster

Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.

HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.

by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

Slap Lottie Goodens arse day

Every day is slap Lottie Goodens arse day

Let’s Slap Lottie Goodens Arse Day

by febreezeonmyscrotum June 23, 2019

More cheek than a baboon's arse

1. when one uses up all their charm to get something, then asks for a little bit more.
2. when someone of the younger elk gives the big lip to an older work mate

1. 'Daddy can i have some cash for the shops?' give her the cash, she then says 'what about the busfare?' tell her mother later she's got more cheek than a baboon's arse

2.see that young lenny borrowed my 13 millie without asking, more cheek than a baboon's arse

by McBoyd November 6, 2007

Fat arse tight pussy

This is the top of the ranks for rating a female , these words may only be spoken by the most alpha of alpha males

Aw man that b.e definitely has a fat arse tight pussy

by Bownerboy August 17, 2019

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

You can't sit on your own arse.

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022