The scientific word for the opening in between the buttocks. Also commonly sexualized by some minority groups.
Doctor: Sir you have a severe rash on and around your anus.
Patient: You mean the asshole?
Doctor: Yes.
Patient: You mean the asshole?
Doctor: Yes.
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"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
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"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
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Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
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They have the perfect butthole.
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