Old toad

To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.

look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009

old house

Calque from German "Altes Haus". Used to say hello to an old friend, whom one hasn't seen in a long time.

"Mike, old house! Long time no see!"

by mychicksarechic March 19, 2014

old thing

An "Old thing" an Ex boyfriend or Ex Girlfriend Whom You've Since Elivated from

Chris: "This the shorty I was telling you about"

Ray Ray: "Damn son, You Know that's my Old Thing right"

by SkinComplexionHenny February 16, 2014

Old Western

The act of masterbation in which the hand is flipped 180° so the knuckles are facing up ward and the palm is down.

Joe and Sofia wanted to spice things up, so instead of a normal handjob, Sofia gave Joe and ‘Old Western’.

by Penis_____Face69 February 13, 2018

Old catalano

Italian male at around the age of 40 will proceed to have sex with a little girl, become convicted of statutory rape, and go to jail

True story

that old catalano is a fucker

by dugey and booboo September 9, 2007

Old 69

The sexual configuration in the position of 69 between individuals at or above the age of 69.

Grandma at the senior home enjoyed Old 69 with Grandpa Cal although Grandpa Cal broke his hip again.

by BillyTheBob69 November 5, 2016

The old titcomb

First mentioned by Conan O'brien on April 8, 2011.

A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.

Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.

"He gave her the old titcomb"

"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"

"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".

by JCmcgill April 26, 2011