Ambering

This sexual fetish or kink where you allow a woman to beat you up and shit your bed

Steve: Did you heard that Monica was ambering jerry last night

Frank: No wonder he smelt like poop and had bruises

by The Humble Cudgel May 26, 2022

Amber

A validation whore. Someone who can’t resist the urge to post every “good” deed they do on social media.

Even though I donate plasma twice a week, I am never an Amber about it.

by Stfu4real November 12, 2023

Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"

by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022

Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.

I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.

by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022

Amber

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance

“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”

by Frederika May 10, 2022

Amber

Amber is A ALERT.

Ambular is A SIREN.
Ambertania is A -MANIAN DEVIL, OPERA IS "WATER TOWER" when she passes water towers on the highway.
Ambi is BI POLAR COMPASS ARROWS
Ambie is A DEAR, DARE, DEER.
Ambee is A BUTTERFLY, EQUIPPED WITH STINGERS
Ambeet is BEACHBOYS, NOT BEACHING BOYS
Ambeat is EVERYBODY OF WATER
Ambait is WORMS
Ambate at HOME
Ambat is A BATER BATTING BATE BATTER BAIT
Ambeer is A BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Ambear is A GRIZZLY WOLF JAW

Ambare is A FRENCH BARET, T IS NOT SILENT
Amberta is EQUIPPED WITH SHARP ARROWS
Ambert is A BATTICE SHARP SHOOTER
Amburr is/has COLD VEINS, HOT BLOOD
Ambar likes SWINGING MONKEY BARS NOT BARRS
Ambit likes to BITE LIKE HER 3 BLACK AND WHITE PUREBRED PIT BULLS (SILENT, KISMET, GAUGE)
Ambet is -ET (Short for TWAIN COM-ET)
Ambertle is SHORT BERT-LE (After BOTH MATERNAL GREAT GRANDFATHERS)
Ambot is for SEGA GENESIS
Amboot is for KICKING TEETH IN
Amboat is for WORKING GRAIN HOS
Ambote is for EQUIPPED ALF-MOTES
Amboo is/has A ALL BLACK -INE ANIMAL GUARDIAN SPIRIT
Amboos is BOOSE, BOOSEA, AMBOOS, BOOSEE, BOOSAY, BOOSMITE, BOOSIE, BOOSTIE, BOOTSIE.
Ambertwaina LOVES SHANIA.
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AMBER IS A SONG

by YelaSyr October 27, 2020

Amber

Cockney rhyming slang

Amber Heard - Turd

“Darling the dog’s done another human like Amber on the bed again!”

by Lol Blanco June 13, 2022