tom wallace

A person who is categorically wrong

Tom wallace is wrong.

by Tom_wallace March 14, 2022

Tom Weaver

Also known as sucky sucky Tom Weaver will use his fatness to threaten other

Person 1 -Hey who’s that bloke who trying to impress you always

Person 2- oh yeh Tom Weaver

by African prince for Nigeria September 3, 2019

Tom-Tomsen

a male person, which you are happy to see at first, but then realize that he is actually a crazy nutjob

Girl 1: "Uhh, I like this guy over there!"
Girl 2: "I don´t like him, he is a real Tom-Tomsen"

by Luces1243 June 20, 2021

Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.

having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*

by bishname November 18, 2018

Tom Larke

A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.

Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!

by YxngLee May 16, 2022

Tom Jeffrey

A person who is always chasing younger females. Although not a pedofile,The closest thing to a pedofile without being one.

“Did you see Tyson is seeing that girl who turned 18 last week”

“Yeah he’s a Tom Jeffrey”

by IHateBeadRattlers November 6, 2022

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 4, 2023