Matt

A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.

Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Matt

A gay nigga who eats his foreskin.

Matt stop eating you foreskin dumbshit.

by littlepp22 January 23, 2019

your matt

A gay insult. Just like your mom except you can use any name inplace of MATT.

Henery:You suck
Bill:Your mom sucks
Mr. Wiffle:Your matt sucks your mom.
Everyone besides Mr. Wiffle: Ow damn i got TOLD.

by Qoob May 10, 2005

matt estremera

big and hairy; creepy...very creepy. has very happy eyes. kinda like a dog i would say. a little hair..will allow girls to pee in his bed. has a distinct smell

wow have you seen that matt estremera

by jackster15 October 22, 2008

Matt Damon

V. - To be own, pwn, make an example, and prove to be an incompetent and worthless noob, to rape and dehumanize. To boom headshot.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.

James "I can't out-snipe this guy, he's too fast. But he's running through the smoke to come into the tower."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

matt damon

a retard or person with a handy cap, usually clumsy people and stupid ones are fit to be called this

say something stupid or that does not make sense....... "MATT DAMON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Norbert koronczewwski January 18, 2008

Matt voz

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.

“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz

by yihsrocks October 18, 2021