doing a fucking fidgits 

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.

Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

doing a fucking fidgits by cakegobbler June 6, 2011

What a fucking ranga 

Describes the dumb cunts or sick cunts with ranga hair The saying what a fucking ranga will insult any ranga you walk past.

“What a fucking rangaaa”
“Saw a ranga with a mullet yesterday, what a fucking ranga”

What a fucking ranga by 1961987 May 30, 2019

Jesus on a fucking boat 

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

Jesus on a fucking boat by Hdx January 31, 2022

jesus on a fucking boat 

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

jesus on a fucking boat by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022

Built like a fucking airport lane 

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)

Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*

Built like a fucking airport lane by Regginaim October 21, 2023

buy a fucking vowel 

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

buy a fucking vowel by 4 July 14, 2004

A Fucking Mike 

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

A Fucking Mike by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016