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Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet
Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap
by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022
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wall street nap

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.
Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.
by hashbrownham June 14, 2019
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Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.
"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"
by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020
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Nap

Babe, let’s go take a nap
by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024
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Snappy nap

A quick midday nap to recharge your battery. It is not long, but just enough to get you through the day.
Hey Carl, I’m going to take a snappy nap, do not call and bother me for the next 30 minutes.
by Amanda‘s dad March 5, 2025
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Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight
Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later
by Random 7 March 2, 2018
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rogue nap

A nap that suddenly happens without your prior knowledge. The napper wakes up a few hours later feeling groggy and disheveled.

For example; I sat down on my futon to study and I woke up two hours later not realizing that I had fallen victim to a rogue nap.
I took a rogue nap after my shower today and woke up three hours later in my damp towel.
by Rogue nap victim October 28, 2013
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