ZEELAND

A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"

I HATE TRAVELING THRU ZZEELAND TO GET TO GRAND RAPIDS

by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008

zelalem

A type of Ethiopian cuisine. usually male. Also referred to bad drivers who run into poles because they are unprepared for driving in winters.

2# people who party on the 2nd floor wherever they are and think Bob Marley is the shit.

Zelalem: you need a new battery for your car.


ZEEEEE!!! DONT hit the freaking pole.

by Rubio, Na, Ishmael April 17, 2009

New Zuland

The way New Zealanders pronounce their country

"I'm from New Zuland"
"I'm a New Zulandur"

by Lynn of Te Awamutu May 21, 2009

zulaiya

A girl who is nice but if you cross the level she will kick your ass. She is also the smartest in the school and she is not afraid to show it.She is an amazing friend but she’s bipolar because,she’s a Capercorn.If you ever had a friend like Zulaiya keep her!

Zulaiya is amazing.

by Zulaiya May 20, 2018

Zelanie

A comedy (in a good way).

I just watched Zelanie and it cheered me up.

by cheryle. August 12, 2006

New Zeland

An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.

usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.

by anabanana July 11, 2003

Jeanne Zelasko

Host of Fox baseball, another sportsbabe

Jeanne Zelasko is sexy.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004