Zoink 

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

Zoink by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

zoinksnotmuch 

Only the best minecraft player ever (hi people lol)

Zoinksnotmuch loves trains.

zoinksnotmuch by Zoinksbemuch September 3, 2021

Daddy Zoink

A cool libtard who loves smoking weed and jerking his ween.

You are being such a Daddy Zoink right now, pass me the bong!

Daddy Zoink by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

Zoink 

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

Zoink by vinnikk March 11, 2019

zoinkamania 

mass confusion and total insanity amongst a group of people.

When the patients did not take their medication at the asylum, Zoinkamania had totally broken out.

zoinkamania by george nichol September 17, 2007

Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

Zonks by DaddyPools November 7, 2017

Zoinkos 

breasts, boobies, knockers, jugs, melons

"Yeah man, it was wild, Steve just jumped up out of nowhere and kicked her right in the zoinkos!"

Zoinkos by G0ldfi$h August 28, 2018