ZOINKS

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."

Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"

by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017

Zoink

Faggot, homosexual

That kid tommy, he a fucking zoink

by Zoinkboy November 21, 2018

Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high

Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!

by CharvelStar April 18, 2023

Zoinked

The state of being high

Shaggy got zoinked from the Scooby snacks

by SubmitToTheFrog October 10, 2018

zoinked

high

Bobby got zoinked out of his mind last night

by ____no June 20, 2018

zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

by saladkids May 25, 2024

Zoinks

Language of God

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy

by murukkhu January 28, 2019