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A piece of paper, usually a bar napkin, that is flared on one end, and wrapped tightly to form a fine point on the other end. The device is then used to gently stab or poke other people in an annoying an harassing manner, usually when they are in the middle of a conversation with another person. When the victim objects to the poking, the user is to exclaim, "That be Zion."
Victim: Why the fuck are you poking me with that!

User: That be Zion.
Zion by lawboy October 7, 2013
Related Words
Dumb f***k
Zion is a dumb ass
Zion by LOoooooof August 19, 2018
Zion is the most RETARDED FATASS You will ever see The way he annoys everyone is the most ANNOYING THING EVER
I hate zion
Zion by Notlies_itsfax December 5, 2019
A beast clan in Call Of Duty MW2 who owns everyone they play. They hunt in packs, but at time there are lone wolves who win in free for all. The clan originated with the original members of Samoa, then made its way to the Philippine Islands where the new breed of first person shooting games was born. They consist of many great members, including ZionsCutiepie, ZionsR2cute4u, ZionsStitch626, ZionsJerk, ZionsGhost, ZionsGanja408, ZionsNinja, ZionsAssasin, ZionsDunce, ZionsIraqi, and many more. For more information log onto zionsgaming.net
"Damn man!those zions keep spawn trapping us!theyr gnna get a nuke!take down the chopper!man zions are too goood"-members of the oj Clan

"those zions be quick scopin us all day!"-optic predator
Zion by ZionsCutiepie August 14, 2010
please do not let your friends call you zizi because it means dick in french
friend : hi zizi !
zion : please do not call me zizi. it means dick in french
Zion by thatgryffindor April 19, 2021
The Hebrew word for penis.
Johnny: Mommy, what's the Hebrew word for penis?
Mommy: Oh, the Hebrew word for penis is Zion.
Zion by Zac-Attack April 22, 2008