whip your dick out

An expression you tell someone to encourage him/her to show everyone who is in charge.

So what if half of the team are against your idea! Whip your dick out, and tell them you're moving forward with this project!

by lil yin yang February 11, 2018

shut your dick box

shut the fuck up but in a nicer way that wont get you in trouble

Arelene: Hi jon how are you

Jon: yo Oh My fucking goodness shut your dick box!!!!!!

by Karc30 June 05, 2009

get your dick wet

to find happiness or pleasure in a certain activity

You're about to get your dick wet with fourth meal

by BAMS3144 November 06, 2008

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

by Decker Manning March 25, 2016

destroy your dick december

when you beat you meat all of december and eat fucking day jerk the fuck of every night , bich

hey dad did you compet in destroy your dick december

ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing

how do you do it whith out a dick dad?

by naan eat you mamaa April 29, 2019

Ripping Your Dick Off

To masturbate furiously, without cessation.

"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."

by NotBillClinton April 11, 2015

Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 18, 2019