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yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.
yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?
by corrine hate club February 5, 2022
mugGet the yolkedmug.

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
mugGet the Got my fuckin eggs yolked dudemug.

A big yolk

This is who "Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," doesn't want to be.
"Egg," of Denny's "Grand Slams," tells "Bold Coffee," that she isn't just a big yolk. There's more to her, that he recognizes. "Pancake" says "Egg's white." This is a joke on "Egg's" right, and egg white. My Denny's joke. I love this place!
by jrpgkin August 23, 2022
mugGet the A big yolkmug.

Yolked

To borrow someone against their will (whom is your friend or family) for their own benefit.
We yolked Nana out of the nursing home cuz that shit was whack.
by Stephyth27 March 18, 2017
mugGet the Yolkedmug.

Yolk

When something is extremely good, bussing, or delicious.
I’m not gone lie my nigga, that food ya moms made last night was yolk it’s some left?

Yo the new McDonald’s chicken sandwich is yolk! I had like 6 of them bitches.

That pill you gave me, was straight yolk

Yolk! That fit crazy my nigga.
by Suxkaniqqadixkorsome April 17, 2023
mugGet the Yolkmug.

scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
mugGet the scrambled my yolkmug.

Get yolked

Similar to “get wrecked”, this is said when someone around you takes a massive L.

Yolk-what’s splattered on a house after getting egged
Get yoked-A phrase which, in the fitness world means to get strong
Get yolked-sucks for you/get better
“UGH I LOST. I want a rematch”
“Get yolked ✌️”
by anonymous July 17, 2023
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