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i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.
Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"
by DaHood98 September 21, 2016
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.
by AntiOof December 1, 2021
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Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality
To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you
by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018
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how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
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I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021
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OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.
Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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