womb goblin

a baby. the worst STD imaginable. 18 years of pain.

you think that womb goblin will be gone in 9 months? no. that's for life.

by greek.fire June 22, 2011

womb stretcher

a man with a huge tool,penis,dick,unit,that can go so deep in a womans pussy that he makes her gag

the act of (see example)

Fat Dick laid the womb stretcher to that bitch last night i could here her scream way over here.

Mam that'll be $25 for that womb stretcher.

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

womb raider

a great hardcore porn film made by fresh unit. a spin off from tomb raider.

>u seen womb raider?
>>yea its great
>i know

by john robertson June 14, 2004

womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session

"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"

by Power B May 14, 2003

womb pie

A part of a womans anatamy in which a male inserts his purple headed yougert slinger.

I got me some womb pie last night.

by John Hoskin October 29, 2006

womb broom

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.

As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."

by Pa formerly known as Dad November 8, 2007

Womb Gobbler

Describing a person who will only perform oral sex on a woman.

If my dick fell off i would become a professional womb gobbler

by Jtbagginurmom October 7, 2016