Raisin Beard

When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.
Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.

I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.
by Meeswee July 05, 2019
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Raisin Bumping

the act of two or more old people having sexual intercourse
my grandma was raisin bumping with this guy last night
I walked in on my grandparents raisin bumping
by liimitzgaming March 11, 2011
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Raisin Pie

The act of having sex with an elderly woman, or to describe an elderly woman’s vagina.
Eric is a PSW at a nursing home and frequently scores some Raisin Pie.
by SilverMullet December 20, 2020
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rolling the raisin

The act of using one's finger of choice to manipulate and stimulate the clitoris with the intent of causing great pleasure and pre-orgasmic writhing culminating in primal screams, foaming of the mouth and/or undying professions of love from the recipient of said clitoral stimulation.
Mara, Lorelei and Julie were so inspired by the swimmers' dents that they promptly returned to their cubicles and spent the afternoon rolling the raisin until they were drenched in pussy froth and their orgasmic screams had raised the ire of their division chief.
by Gregg A. July 06, 2006
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ITCHY RAISIN

itchy raisin is when you take a dump, wipe your ass but didnt quite get all of it....an hour later your cornhole gets itchy as hell.
dave took a crap but hes complaning about an itchy raisin, so i told him to go finish wiping his ass
by james gardiner January 30, 2008
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raisin muncher

1. Someone who willing eats raisins. Usually also wears socks with sandals, listens to soft rock and enjoys other perverse snacks such as Fig Newtons, date squares and mince pies. Mostly found in the wild in the United Kingdom and its former colonies.

2. A tight-arse.
1. I always suspected that Steve was a raisin muncher, but today I confirmed it when I found an empty Sun-Maid box on his desk.

2. Rick: Did you hear that the mayor is going to increase property taxes by 0.1% and use the money to fund special education programs? This is ridiculous.
Bob: Are you listening to yourself? Quit being a raisin muncher.
by lewis1901 June 24, 2016
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Raisin Brain

A very impaired brain, shrunk and deformed - like a grape withered by the sun, forming a raisin.
They always wondered what was wrong with Chad, he always seemed dumber than a piece of toast. "Perhaps he has a raisin brain?" Julie offered. "My cousin had raisin brain." George said. "Couldn't tell his ass from his face." Chad continued to stare at them in confused silence.
by Bmckeat June 03, 2021
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