You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

otter with a dark side

Luz.
Luz is an otter with a dark side.
(The Owl House go watch it its very g a y)

Luz: What should I wear to Grom? This one says "witch with a dark side." And this one says "I'm an otter! With a dark side"
and then she does an uwu but thats besides the point
she ends up wearing a tux and a tutu and it makes me go BI BI BI

Otter with a dark side

by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020

Imma fuck witchu

Slang typically used in Atlanta. Meaning catch you later or simply saying ok.

There goes my bus. Alright Imma fuck witchu.

by twinkletoez0918 September 11, 2019

recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019

grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

I am not okay with this

An epic Netflix original that got cancelled after the first season. Netflix, you have seriously bad taste in cancelling shows.

Feliz: Hey did you watch I am not okay with this?
Mia: Yessss
Felix: Netflix cancelled it!
Mia: I cannot believe Netflix had the AUDACITY to cancel it!

by Francesca is hot March 26, 2021