Wine Connoisseur

Fat old men typically from California who contribute nothing to society. They use an extensive made-up vocabulary (similar to auctioneers) to make it sound like what they are saying is actually important.

Paris Hilton has been a pseudo-actress, pseudo-singer, and pseudo-model.

But if she really put her mind to it, she could become a full-fledged Wine Connoisseur no problem.

by Avatar of Carlin March 8, 2009

dingleberry wine

The sweat in the crack of your ass that ferments on sweltering hot days.

This will be a good year for dingleberry wine.

by Sixpack Amaru July 18, 2006

Wine and line

To entertain someone by giving them cocaine & alcohol, typically in order to gain their favour in some way, either personally or professionally.

I don't waste money at fancy restaurants on tinder dates anymore. It is easier to get them into bed if you just wine and line them instead.

by Gold.finger January 13, 2020

wine glassing

Like spooning and forking but when a girl, like, jumps on a guy and wraps her legs around him (in a wine glass shape).
;)

Ally: So, what did you do with that guy last night?
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.

by x_ally December 5, 2007

Cisco Wine

The Kool aide from hell. This unearthly blend of burnt rubber, rubbing alcohol and possibly bum piss leads to hallucinations, mental retardation and lack of a home. Drinking a bottle leads to a 3 day hangover that the devil placed upon you himself. Also known as "liquid crack" this anitfreeze/cyanide concoction can also substitute for nail polish remover. If injected will cause tumors. Enjoy!

Scott: Why is Rhonda sleeping in a box under a bridge with no clothes?
Matt: oh she drank cisco wine last night

by Scott Balls October 16, 2008

wine in a can

See It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Wine from a box which is then put in a can. Usually a Diet Coke can is used. Purpose: drinking wine in public with big gestures.

Dennis: Get this guy some wine in a can

Mac: Wow, I feel like this is perfect for my large, angry getures.

Dennis: Yeah well, we're not giving Frank an intervention for bad ideas.

by Fat Beezie June 15, 2010

wine-o

An indivudual who enjoys drinking wine more than most, this would be the person you ask... "what kind of wine goes best with lamb shanks and sweet peas?"

My roomy is a huge wine-o, she has over 200 different wines in the basement.

by enjoytheride November 10, 2008