kill me👍

jeff

kill me👍

by miata real January 3, 2024

kill me dead

killing someone dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?

by painallha December 8, 2023

Kill me karaoke

At a party or karaoke bar and when the person,is so talentless and you feel like your ears are bleeding;because it's so unbearable.

"Terrible singing at parties,sororities,fraternities and birthday parties".This is a real kill me karaoke moment.

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

Kill me

later

Spy:kill me
Medic:later

by ☺☻♥ July 26, 2018

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

Kuku kill me

A phrase used to show that a request or command can't be done because of its consequences.

Man A: Give me your phone
Man B: Kuku kill me

by muizthegreat October 18, 2022