Wifi Wifey

A bae who is a long distance partner

I'm going to see my wifi wifey this weekend

by Banubear July 11, 2016

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

WiFi Slut

A person who has been to many friends and family homes and has obtained the WiFi password for their own personal gain, however awkward the initial request for the password was.

Person 1: Damn, I haven't got any data reception...

Person 2: Hey guys, check this out on the internet...

Person 1: How did you get data reception in here?

Person 2: I've got the WiFi password obviously...

Person 3: *leans in* Yep, Luke is a real WiFi Slut!

by Chantheman April 1, 2013

wifi wifey

When a girl is on wifi all the time and double taping your pics

*double taps pic*
Your my wifi wifey babe

by Duhitzmarksbae April 11, 2016

Wifi wifey

A wifi wifey is a sneeky little internet fused connection with someone! It's like married on Facebook but not in reality, that's a wifi wifey ;) it is also used a lot for affairs and cheats!! Basterds lol? But other than that it can just be two happy people that love each other who talk over social media a lot xxxxx wifi wifeys

Hey wifi wifey love you!
Do you double tap like me, when I'm on the road you can Skype me, I'll follow if you follow me back, coz your my wifi wifey!!!!!!

by Random guy you love123 August 9, 2016

WiFi Drafting

Coined in 2010 by J Guenon to describe the act of using another vehicle's wifi while driving closely to and in parallel with that vehicle. The vehicle may be another car, a bus, or a train.

I was Wifi Drafting a commuter train that runs parallel to the main road. I have the screen shots to prove it.

by FirmCalves August 25, 2011

Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016