He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.
by Bubblehead Also November 29, 2010
male or female whoes other half would rather play the guitar with other 'muso types' than spend quality time with them...
by 2va October 18, 2006
Holding your penis as tightly as possible until it turns completely red and flailing it in circles like a peniscopter.
by fotofotof July 20, 2016
Is a Horse woman with a non horse husband. The spouse of the equestrian lady may as well be deceased; although actually alive, since he never appears in the barn.
Men who do not go to their wife's barn or horse events are non existent and thus their wife is called a barn widow.
by danxler November 28, 2010
TDY stands for Temporary Duty and thus for military men and women who are deployed on a mission. A widow is someone whose husband passed away. Combined, it is used to express that your partner (husband/bf) is away from home and at times, you feel lonely due to that.
by mimimietje December 03, 2010
After my husband told me he had 15 ESPN fantasy baseball leagues this season, I began my mourning as a fantasy widow for the season.
by FiestyItalianGal July 06, 2010
1. A poisonous spider.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
Example of #3: Authorities found that several of the terrorists involved in the Beslan school massacre were so-called "Black Widows."
by Sam Sundquist November 02, 2004