When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.
Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"
Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"
Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"
Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"
Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"
by Spiderman Wall Kick February 5, 2012
Get the Wheel Barrow Wasted mug.Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.
I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.
by Le Emme February 21, 2011
Get the Machiavellian Wheel-barrow mug.A sexual position where you grab a girls legs around your body like a 'wheelbarrow' and proceed to jackhammer her from behind while she walks around on her hands.
by bewbew April 6, 2004
Get the wheelbarrel mug.An uncommonly used sex position where the man walks while holding on to the woman's ankles, having sex with her.
THING 1: I totally had sex last night.
THING 2: Really? Which position?
THING 1: I was wheelbarrowing her.
THING 2: What the hell? Why?
THING 1: My doctor said I needed more exercise.
THING 2: Really? Which position?
THING 1: I was wheelbarrowing her.
THING 2: What the hell? Why?
THING 1: My doctor said I needed more exercise.
by deffinately Not Tristan October 22, 2011
Get the Wheelbarrowing mug.When you blow your load in someone’s ass hole and in an effort to save your sheet (or whatever your on) you grab your partner by the ankles and make them walk on their hands until you get to the bathroom (or a proper dumping area).
by nicktheprick January 10, 2008
Get the Muddy Wheel barrow mug.Sexual position, woman on her back with only her shoulders touching, pelvis high in the air. Man has both of her legs on either side of him or in the "wheel barrow" position. Act performed on a women from Southeast Asia so she may slide across the bed or floor. She can be flipped face down for the "Reverse Wonton wheel barrow" but rug burns may insue. Flexibility is paramount.
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